On second thought, the troughs are great

Please exonerate me from any previous comments I may have made about the bathrooms at Wrigley Field. Last night, after consuming more than my share of Old Style (I know, I know. I’ve also ripped Old Style. But I felt like getting Krausened last night.) I finally fully appreciated the genius behind the troughs in the men’s room. Despite a crowd of 40,000+, I didn’t miss a pitch when I stopped in for some (ahem) relief between innings. The speed in which you can get in and out of the bathrooms is worth every aluminum inch.

I’ve officially been converted.